Last updated: 2026-07-17

Not "only essential cookies." Not "we minimize tracking." Zero. You can verify this yourself right now: open your browser's developer tools, go to the Storage or Application panel, and look at Cookies for this domain. It will be empty.

Why there's no cookie banner

The EU ePrivacy Directive (and the "cookie law" rules that implement it locally) require consent before storing or reading information on a visitor's device - that's specifically what triggers the requirement for a banner. This site never does either, so the legal trigger for a banner never occurs. A banner would be theater, not compliance - we'd rather actually not track you than ask permission to.

No local storage, no session, no fingerprinting either

Beyond cookies specifically: this site uses no localStorage, no sessionStorage, no browser fingerprinting, and sets no session identifier of any kind. The pages are static; the few dynamic bits (the contact form, the newsletter signup, the threat dashboard) are stateless client-side JavaScript that calls our own API directly - see privacy policy for what those specific forms collect and why.

No third-party requests either

A subtler privacy leak most sites don't think about: loading a font, script, or image from someone else's server sends that visitor's IP address to that third party on every page load, cookie or not. Fonts on this site are self-hosted for exactly that reason - your browser only ever talks to sudodudes.com.

If this ever changes

If we ever add something that genuinely requires a cookie (a login session, for example), we will add a proper consent banner at that time, update this page's "last updated" date, and it will only apply to whatever new feature needs it - not retroactively justify tracking you never agreed to.

Questions: [email protected]. Full data-handling detail: privacy policy.