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compliance-as-a-service

Compliance, without the consultancy theatre.

We get engineering-led companies certified for ISO 27001, SOC 2, PCI-DSS, and the privacy alphabet. We prove it with real pentests, not checkbox audits.

ISO 27001SOC 2PCI-DSSGDPRHIPAADPDPA full scope →
[root@sudodudes ~]# Services

Everything you need to pass an audit. And stay passed.

One partner across the full lifecycle: scope, implement, certify, and sustain. No handoffs, no separate pentest vendor, no ‘out of scope’ surprises.

--iso-27001

ISO 27001 / 27017 / 27018

ISMS design, control implementation, internal audits, and certification readiness, through Stage 1, Stage 2, and every surveillance audit after.

  • Gap analysis & scope
  • Statement of Applicability
  • Risk register & treatment
  • Auditor liaison
--soc-2

SOC 2 (Type I and Type II)

Trust Services Criteria mapped to your real stack. We prep evidence, run the observation period, and make the attestation a non-event.

  • Readiness assessment
  • Continuous evidence
  • CPA firm coordination
  • Customer-trust artifacts
--pci-dss

PCI-DSS v4.0

Scope reduction first, controls second. ASV scans, segmentation testing, and a RoC your QSA will actually sign without months of back-and-forth.

  • CDE scoping
  • Segmentation pentest
  • ASV + internal scans
  • RoC / SAQ support
--pentesting

Penetration Testing

OSCP/OSCE-led offensive testing across web, mobile, API, cloud, and internal networks. Reports your developers will read; remediation calls included.

  • Web / mobile / API
  • Cloud (AWS/GCP/Azure)
  • Red-team & assumed-breach
  • Re-test included
--vciso

vCISO & Security Programs

Fractional security leadership for teams between “the founder handles it” and a full-time CISO. Board reporting, vendor reviews, incident response retainers.

  • Fractional leadership
  • Policy framework
  • Vendor risk reviews
  • IR retainer + tabletops
--privacy

GDPR · HIPAA · DPDPA

Privacy programs that survive a regulator email. DPIAs, data mapping, DSAR workflows, processor agreements, in the regions you actually sell.

  • Data mapping & RoPA
  • DPIAs & DSAR ops
  • DPA / BAA templates
  • Regulator-ready posture
[root@sudodudes ~]# How we work

Four phases. No mystery. No 80-page proposal.

The trigger is almost always the same: a prospect asked for SOC 2, or ISO, or a security questionnaire is sitting in someone’s inbox. We work backwards from the deal, not forwards from a template.

  1. 01

    Scope to the actual deal

    Two weeks. We read the procurement questionnaire your prospect sent, map what your stack actually does, and tell you the minimum scope that gets the contract signed. You leave with a roadmap and a fixed number, not a 90-page report.

  2. 02

    Implement inside your repos

    Controls land as Terraform, GitHub Actions, Okta groups, and short markdown policies that live in your monorepo. Your engineers keep shipping product; sprint velocity barely moves.

  3. 03

    Pentest before the auditor

    We break into your environment in week six, not week sixteen. The SQL injection in the new admin endpoint gets fixed before it becomes a finding that puts the cert on hold. Re-tests included.

  4. 04

    Certify and keep the pipeline open

    We sit in the audit calls with you. Once the certificate lands and enterprise deals start moving, we stay on for the security questionnaire flood, the surveillance audit twelve months later, and the next framework your buyers ask about.

[root@sudodudes ~]# Why sudodudes

Auditors respect us. Your engineers don’t resent us.

The two audiences who decide whether a compliance program succeeds. The compliance industry is built for one and at odds with the other. We are built for both.

  • Pentest-led, not policy-led

    Most compliance firms write policies and outsource the pentest to a vendor you will never meet. We are the pentest team. Every control we recommend is one we have watched fail in someone else’s environment first.

  • Lives in your repos

    Evidence as YAML, signed and version-controlled. Controls as Terraform modules and GitHub Actions. Policies as markdown next to your code. Your senior engineers stop calling compliance theatre.

  • Your auditor’s checklist, not ours

    Before kickoff we get on a call with your auditor and map their specific interpretation of every control to your stack. No surprise findings six weeks in, no rewrite cycles because their definition of "least privilege" differs from ours.

  • The same Slack channel for years

    The person who writes your Statement of Applicability is the person on your surveillance-audit call two years later, and the renewal call after that. No account managers. No offshore handoff. No re-onboarding tax when ISO 27017 comes up next.

[root@sudodudes ~]# FAQ

Common questions, straight answers.

  • How fast can we be audit-ready?

    Typical SOC 2 Type I: 8 to 10 weeks. ISO 27001 Stage 1: 12 to 16 weeks. PCI-DSS depends on your scope; ask us on a call. We never promise unrealistic dates, and we hit the ones we give you.

  • Do you bring the auditor?

    We are framework-agnostic and auditor-neutral. We work with the CPA firm or certification body you choose, and we can introduce you to firms we trust if you don’t have one.

  • What does the pentest cover?

    Scope is engagement-specific, but typically: external perimeter, web app + API, authenticated user roles, cloud control plane (AWS/GCP/Azure), and an internal/assumed-breach scenario. Mobile and red-team optional.

  • How is pricing structured?

    Fixed-fee per framework for certification engagements; retained monthly for vCISO and continuous compliance. No hourly billing surprises. Detailed scope and price after a 30-minute call.

  • Where is our data hosted?

    sudodudes infrastructure is hosted in-house on hardware we own and physically control. Client evidence is stored in your tenants wherever possible; what we do hold is encrypted, segmented, and auditable.

Talk to us

Stop scheduling compliance around the audit.

Get a 30-minute scoping call. Walk out with a real timeline, a real number, and a no-pressure answer to “is this even worth it for us right now.”